The Thing is...


Tiffany Renee.
Eighteen years old.
Nineteen years old.
Twenty years old.
Virginia, U.S.

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via maryoncloudnine)

spork:

strangenessmaster:

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!

that’s a fucking tomato 

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ninjaharajukurock:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

OH SHIT I GET IT NOW

(via thepandatitan)

beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

(via thepandatitan)

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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(via maryoncloudnine)

"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"

it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via yeezusandfriends)

(Source: xxxl0veleenxxx, via sunisjealousofthewayyoushine)

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

(via boninconan)